jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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5 days ago // 165,320 notes

Daisies // follow for more.
jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
7-24-09alwaysinmyheart:

pmsgrrrl:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm


MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.


IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE

facebooksexism
w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.
Be affectionate. Be loving. If you really want to make a difference in the world, do this. Dalai Lama (via shaktilover)

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5 days ago // 1,238 notes

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

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6 days ago // 36,553 notes
queengeek-kittyfeet:

mindbodyspirittransformation:

Britney’s distant cousin


This is still super funny

smallacts-greatlove asked: Congrats on college you rock!!

dmbledork:

thanks katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ily


6 days ago // 1 note
fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.
photographoria:

Cracked Skin Of An Old Car